"Hello again. We here at Mozilla Firefox are here to haggle with you. Since none of you seem sold on the (quite frankly fantastic) idea of shooting yourselves square through the head alongside us, we have worked hard with our team to engineer a top-o...
"We here at Mozilla Firefox are excited to announce that we will be shooting ourselves in the head. As I'm sure you're aware, audience of anti-Head-Shooters, Shooting-Yourself-In-The-Head is the hot new innovative technology that has never killed any...