When I open Firefox for an urgent task, it's an update! If I open it five times a day, it's an update five times! Update, update! Endless updates! Updates tirelessly, until I'm fed up! I'm about to do something, and Firefox keeps updating as if it's assassinating my attention! Without asking me, the stupid Firefox update page opens! As if it's essential! I'm so curious and it's vital for me! I'm ending my Firefox adventure solely because of this update, update, update madness. You can shove your update page somewhere else!
